Medal Premium is down 30%... invest now!

Medal Premium Down 30%, Experts Weigh In

“Strong Buy,” Says Economist Dr. Clipp Ord of the Institute for Very Real and Not Made Up Economic Advice. “Medal Premium has entered a very brief but significant 30% drop. It’s a textbook opportunity. This is the dip we’ve been waiting for.” A sharp line down on chart signals what Ord and other experts are calling a “clippable collapse in price”.

(Disclaimer: Dr. Clipp Ord is not a licensed financial advisor or a real person.)

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In an ad-riddled crash out, clip enthusiast streamer Clip Dippman offered his thoughts:

“listen bro I'm TELLING YOU They crashed the price then they're just going to raise it again bro 30%??? sus AF--ITS PLANNED. JUST WAIT. APRIL 20, THEY'RE JUST GONNA PUT THE PRICE BACK TO NORMAL"

(Disclaimer: Clip Dippman is also not a real person, but he's right about the price going back up soon.)

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User "screeching noises" on social media shared:

Stay tuned for more updates on this evolving story. Readers can find the deal for themselves in-app on desktop or mobile. Whether you're clipping for the memes, the montages, or the grind: buy the dip, clip the gains.

(Disclaimer: None of this is actual investment advice...unless??)